guy:

*aggressively stabs at each individual letter when retyping password*

(Source: guy, via forgave)

foodnun:

Teacher: “I’m assigning you partners”

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*gets hot partner*

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(via death-and-books)

(Source: fymodernfamily, via smilesare1sizefitsall)

burgrs:

hotdammysammy:

burgrs:

*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight

An orange is approximately 87 calories. If you were to eat 1,000 oranges that would be 87,000 calories.

its fruit i wont gain weight 

(via petunify)

artichokehold:

simba got a new maine

(Source: toyota, via gnarly)

no-place-like-london:

remember when the rock was on hannah montana

my sarcasm is at it’s best when I hear a stupid question

(Source: wificrisis, via immersings)